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I get there, we're making out on the couch. I then decide to mess with her, take her right to the point of penetration, and get up. She locks her legs around me and she says "Please, please...I need this." I fuck with her for a little while longer, and I tell her "OK, OK, I'll stop playing around." Of course I couldn't stop, I was still pissed that she tried to hide our sex life from her roommate.

I get up and pretend to come in with a kiss; I quickly take a step back and I smack her across her forehead with my dick. She jumps up "asshole!" in a joking manner, and throws my wallet at me. I kiss her and tell her that I'm sorry.

We begin messing around, and in comes another one of my bright ideas. "I can't let her get away with throwing my wallet at me, I gotta get her back." I think to myself. "I know what I'll do, I'll pull out and cum all over her back, Peter North style."

We're doing it, and doing it...she cums all over me. OK, now it's my turn. The pressure builds up, the pressure builds up. I pull out, pull off my condom and proceed to cum all over her back....I miscalculate the angle of trajectory. All of a sudden, I'm hit in my eye by my own protein juice. "Ahhhh"...I'm too shocked to have the common sense to get up...more comes at me. I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out. Her red face turns around in pure laughter..."That's what you get, asshole!!!".

She continues to point and laugh. I open my mouth to catch my breathe from all of the shouting that I had been doing. All of a sudden, I inhale some that had been making it's way down my face as I was yelling "Ahhhh". I'm afraid to close my mouth in fear of taking a gulp of my own protein juice, so "Oh my God" comes out as "OH MAH GAH, OH MAH GAH!!" . Never again, will I attempt to be a Peter North.


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